Zakath for gods sake have a think before you post man, seems you not only have selective reading and hearing, you cant seem to even notice the gender of those you talk about.
Great post though, i don't think i have half the imagination you have but i guess that may be down to senility.
The real reason for this post however is to point out that even buy changing the subject from your complete lack of honour and credibility people can see through you like a warped little piece of strangely tinted glass.
I am however flattered by your attentions, as it is plain to see that even someone as young as myself can stir up that little withered and festering piece of pride you seem to cling to so desperately.
Written by my hand on the 16th of Paglost, in the year 1155.