If any of us actually cared what you think of us, your slanderous posts might have some sort of effect. Right now they are the source of many a chuckles at the square.
Go back to wondering how this situation came to be and attempt to relive your \"glory\" days. Maybe if you apply long enough we'll actually let you in Springdale.
Written by my hand on the 6th of Paglost, in the year 1155.