I would like to apologize for the catastrophic decline in the quality of jokes that we were forced to witness tonight.
What started out as a simple homage to my Lord Wraith rapidly declined into a wasteland of unsophisticated and rude attempts at humour. I am distressed at the lack of talent found in this land.
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Aine, Highpriestess and Wraith's good twin
Written by my hand on the 13th of Cloudburst, in the year 1136.