Only makes sense if you don't pronounce it properly.

Nice try but no cigar. When you learn to pronounce it properly you'll be able to come up with somethng amusing. Actually, what am I saying, that requires wit and panache. When you learn to pronounce it properly, I'll help you come up with something amusing.

Grymauch (Gr-eye-muck) (gargle for 5 minutes then try and you might be able to get the CCCHHHHH right)

Written by my hand on the 26th of Paglost, in the year 1132.