Fur nourishing treatment.

What to do with all that oil on the fur? Here's a top tip to add some festive entertainment. Set up a firewall on every exit between path entrance and the pool. Douse yourself thoroughly in oil. Take a deep breath, offer prayers to the diety of your choice and then have someone time you as you try and set a new land speed record for a fast moving furry flamable object. We could call it the Burning Bruin Dash! We could sell tickets! We could then follow it up with some Dwarf Throwing (event had to be re

named after Valakmar left disappointed last year) and maybe even a festive cresta run down from Olympus on sled's made from upturned shields?

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale, Ticket Tout Extraordinaire

Written by my hand on the 4th of Mournsend, in the year 1129.