I must make a confession.
Probably the reason you find dung so easy to find is due to the fact that myself and others
have been using the Streets and Guildhouses of Thakria as places to defecate for many years
I am pleased to see at last Thakria are willing to pay - I would like my
payment backdated 280 years please.
PS These days you can tell my turds from how wrinkly and old they are.
Written by my hand on the 10th of Ilmarael, in the year 1117.