What's with all these gay-ass Ursavus Illuminati Ukabu Decus Vita Ni in people's names?
This is an English-speaking land, so why do you have fricking portugese arabic elvish whatever the hell it is.
Come up with some hard-core hoo-ah names.
Those just make you look goddamn retarded.
Written by my hand on the 7th of Springflower, in the year 1116.