Parrius is delighted to see that the 'convicted felons of Parrius' whom we so recently ejected have selected from amongst their ranks a leader, we will of course be delighted to address all future communications to yourself and will consider anything

you say as being representative of the entire group

As to you and Mercinae? Well, if they want you, they can have you....... might be best to ask them before presuming though!

Oh, and a wise man once said 'Writing saved me from the sin and inconvenience of killing someone'.....Your performance in and out of the bulletin board suggests you may be one of the most sinful and indisposed beings in this land


Written by my hand on the 26th of Hindyear, in the year 1102.