Pssst. Maiya isn't a Springdalian. Pass it on.
It's painfully obvious that you (Baron of Parrius) have
begun a random attack on Springdale for no apparent reason
Rather like a poor marksman (and this from a former Ranger! Hmm --
mayhaps this explains a lot.) you keep missing the target.
Since oilslicking is rather a nuisance at best, and harms
the newcomers to the land more than any other person or group, might
I suggest that we ALL refrain from such childishness?
Written by my hand on the 11th of Midwinter, in the year 1102.