Come one, come all... roll up, roll up... see the amazing display of incompetence and stupidity that currently inhabits the city of Thakria.
Watch in awe as they hide in stockrooms unable to leave for fear of death. Gasp in amazement as they squander and waste every last commodity that the majority of them didn't do a days work for. Cringe in terror as their buffoon generals leave their
troops to founder and die in the hands of Springdale's legions.
The only miraculous thing about Thakria at present is the speed with which their misguided leaders have turned the strongest city in the world into the pitiful, ineffectual ghost town that blots the lands to the west.
Lets consider some interesting facts. In the 9 days directly following the coup, Springdale enlisted in excess of 1600 men, Coriona enlisted over 500 men and Thakria? Well, Thakria enlisted 16 men. No that's not a typo, I did say sixteen.
You know, it's almost as though the puppeteers who pulled your strings wanted to see this happen! But then, who would be that paranoid?
And so it goes.
Written by my hand on the 24th of Ilmarael, in the year 1088.