Rah Rah Rangers.

Wyldefyreto Everyone

Is everyday city life getting you down?

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly though the forest with no real direction?

Why not experience, live and dream the adventure of living in the wild.

Come experience life in the treetops with a guild like no other. The loyalty of the Bear, the law of the forest and a cameraderie under the forest canopy.

Dial 1-800-RANGER today

(this advertisement on behalf of us booze swigging tree huggers, paid for by Garion of the Grove Tavern)

Written by my hand on the 7th of Mournsend, in the year 1064.