Just to clear things up for you, the only reason why I am enemy to your city, is because I killed your troops during our past war. I received it for no other reason.
Secondly, I have fought and will fight Thakrians and aid my friends when I see fit.
Finally, I do not rape or murder anyone regardless of city, unless it has been done to me by the offender. Although I might take exception for you. ;)
I actually find a majority of my non-Parrian friends to be within your city walls.
And yes, your post was most humurous.
Written by my hand on the 12th of Mournsend, in the year 1056.