In complete agreement with that that Xanthe has laid out on the subject may I remind the young that we've heard all the excuses before, and won't believe them. It also will not go well for you if you protest your innocence beyond reasonable limits or
get insultingly suggestive. Likewise the 'I'm gonna tell my patron on you' threat is hollow and will not be of any use.
Consider this next time you get caught idle and throw up your hands declaring it to be a fair cop for it almost certainly is one.
Inshallah, goddess of the Moon
Written by my hand on the 2nd of Hindyear, in the year 1051.