Your post.

Brother Cimaresto Hopalong Owenees, Lightening Rod

Owenees, You are skating a very thin line of disrespect to my Patron. Another post like your last will result in you being the full focus of this orders attention for a while.

If you insult a Deity and they punish you, all well and good. You deserved it. If you fail to learn your mistake and continue to disrespect them then you are more foolish than anyone thought. There are worse punishments than a zap you know.

Written by my hand on the 24th of Midsummer, in the year 1044.