Kes you are an idiot.
It has been brought to my attention that you have claimed on your city BB that I have admitted to you that I am Cordon's second.
I have to acknowledge I did say this, while the irony may have totally passed you by, I would have thought the fact that I also admitted to being Babidi's second as well as Zenichiro's may have given you a big hint as to how serious I was being.
I apologise to everyone for attempting humour in Kes' presence, next time I'll use a brick...
P. S. Before you get all paranoid about how I read your BB - various giggling mercinaens have told me your dribble verbatim.
Elysium, The ONLY character the player typing this plays in Avalon
Written by my hand on the 1st of Cloudburst, in the year 1044.