Zeni, just wanted to invite you over for a fun game. I got a new ball today, when I was fighting near the ROS.
Strangely enough, it has YOUR face on it!!!!
Thought maybe you would like to come kick it around a bit, while I explain the knightly skill of cleave to you.
Now I understand you are good with a cleaver, your background as a scullery maid will have assured that, but that isn't what I am talking about.
It is truly touching the concern you take in the peace of the land. It brings a tear or two to my eyes, I freely admit it.
It is kinda sad not being on the LW list, but I understand you have found other LWs to strip.
What is wrong, can't get things off the large players to offer?
That's ok, maybe you can have my new ball, after I kick it around a bit more.
Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1036.