Thats pretty funny for a codger like you,

But most of Springtowns cits spend half their ill-gotten stolen Thakrian coin in the

dockland brothels of Parrius in a vain effort to breed out the seed that Malibett planted

in the first citizens wife while he was out fishing with his hands.

I even heard rumour that you were spotted 'bumping uglies' with one of our fine dockside stock

though as a true blood Mercinaen (you were born merc right ?) You have no need to breed out

web feet from too much time in the river Leithe.

Calagan, Who swims faster than you might think.

Written by my hand on the 10th of Skyelong, in the year 1035.