I put this off as long as i could, but allanon, your rantings are just so boring
You claim to have felled over 100 staves in thakria
Now, i admit that you did fell quite a few, but i highly doubt that there have been that many staves in the weeks you did it
Now here is a little story i have to tell
I walk into springtown, meet with no oppisition from any stave whatsoever
I proceed to kill threaps unicorn 5 times and blueskulls once, still no staves
I kill kay, the paladin guild tutor, 10 times and offer him to my patron each time
I then kill 11 springtown men i find walking around
Not to mention the someodd 25 or 30 mounts of springtownians i killed
And, now lookie here, no staves!
Listen, you filthridden artisan, I could care less how many staves you felled, You know that the second you put up a stave we'll fell it, so you just have decided not to put any up
Now heres a challenge, i dare you to put up 5 staves anywhere, and we'll see how long they last, eh?
Your faithful fan
Written by my hand on the 1st of Springflower, in the year 1035.