Ah, I see now. It was six weeks ago that you felled 100 Thakrian staves.
Of course, how could I forget those missing 100 staves. At the very
least, you COULD offer to share some of that stuff you've been smoking.
And just so everyone knows, I felled 263 staves in Springtown just
yesterday. then I killed and conscripted 9453 Springtown men last night.
Tomorrow I plan to fell another 600 or so Springtown staves. Or maybe
I'll just wait 6 weeks and THEN make those claims.
Written by my hand on the 8th of Cloudburst, in the year 1035.