Goddamnit Julian! Thou certainly did a piss poor job of getting Scribe the hell out of here. And thou as well, Yairi. I hope you are proud of yourselves.
Now, not only do we have to listen to everyone whine and point fingers, but we still have to listen to Scribe thrill us with his ins and outs.
Our moaningest, or whatever thy name is: explietives are a vital and beautiful part of the English language; so powerful, so succinct. Thou would take the flavour out of speech in a land where it is our only means of communication.
Written by my hand on the 30th of Agamnion, in the year 1028.