As usual you had a fun day today sacking and stripping the young - a few repetitively I believe. But don't you think you'd be better off joining the Thieves Guild for this is all you are?

Needless to say, I have no complaints about you sacking me other than that the Herbs you stole from me and from the sideboard are in fact the joint property of Briganthia and Rhadmanthys and I would hope, although you display absolutely none,

that you may have the honour to return their property.

The articles of clothing taken belong to Greenleaf, and the other items where my personal stuff so I suppose you can keep those - you'll look especially good in the nightgown for I doubt, unlike the rest of us you would ever think to donate it to

the Community Chest.

Written by my hand on the 18th of Paglost, in the year 1001.