For Sale.

Gwar, the Uruk Marshallto Everyone

Into my posession has come a large book, specifically Zebulon's big book of

tactics, and a large supply of circular bulls-eye targets for soldiers to put

on their backs so my uruks have even greater success against them.

The offer is open to everyone, but requests from Mercinae will be treated with

high priority.

I would happily exchange the book of tactics for a can-opener to get into the

tinned goods Mercinae keeps leaving around for my armies. We have to eat somehow.

Written by my hand on the 5th of Mournsend, in the year 998.