sales pitch.

Taliesinto Everyone

have you been finishing up a nice lesson, or sipping a calm cup of tea {or tizzer} in your guild library only to find you have been infiltrated by

cockroaches of the two and four-legged variety... often arriving in a brisk whirlwind...well give us a call {or message} at RoachBusters, and we will cheerfully negotiate a reasonable fee and comm exchange to put a new welcome mat {ok stave} in every

afflicted location.

Let us help you encourage gangs of teaming roaches to shop elsewhere and leave your young-uns alone. A little vengeance can work wonders. A lot is just plain fun.

Satisfaction guaranteed, your mileage may vary, subject to the whims of the world and the non-mortal.

Written by my hand on the 20th of Ilmarael, in the year 992.