Orctown rumble.

Loremaster Yairito Culinane, Prince of Mercinae

Hmmm. I'm sure your deep love for Calista had nothing to do with that attack eh?

Oh well, at least you lost a couple troops in that invasion. Say hi to Mom for me. Yairi, your bastard son and the Baron of Chuckles.

Written by my hand on the 18th of Skyelong, in the year 987.