I swore an oath long ago, in which I pledged to avenge myself for all the stripping, robbing and teaming that you, Threap and Meriadoc used to carry out on myself and all the cubs I grew up with. That promise I have kept.
The reason I continue to take things from you, is because I now distribute your ill-gotten gains amongst the poor newbie players that now receive your attentions.
You have my ever lasting promise that I will continue to keep up my vigiliance, its just a shame you didnt have more gold on you.
In summary - Up Yours Plaman !
Written by my hand on the 21st of Midwinter, in the year 982.