I logged on to Avalon early Monday morning
You jumped me for no reason: How about a warning!
To your young socerers, I feel a need to become a pain
Nothing personal you see, they're just a link in the food chain
Aplogies to me and all will be forgotten
Or I'll continue shipping corpses while they're rotting!
Sincerely, Gunther the Vengeful Wizard
Written by my hand on the 24th of Ilmarael, in the year 979.