Congratulations on your two posts which contain almost enough facts to be believed in their entirety. The revisionist spin you put on certain matters is laudable, and perhaps you should change your title to Minister of Propaganda.
The facts aren't entirely what you claim. Thief school appears to have given you an Ultimate in Mendactiy and I, for one, am impressed at your having put it to such clever use.
Written by my hand on the 1st of Cloudburst, in the year 970.