Lazarus, god of painto Arkane

Ahh yes Arkane, I too have often practiced the mystic arts of the Makintosh. Unfortunately, your knowledge is not lacking. Unlike those unix systems and the oft-cursed demon, the pc system, there exists, to my knowledge, no good equivalent to tinyfugue or avplay for the Makintosh. I suggest using the magic of the dial-up account and run tinyfugue from a unix, dial-up account.