I am a follower of the ancient art of the great Macintosh, and through his seeing-cube am able to traverse the land of avalon. While in most respects, his magicks are superior to those practised by that spawn of the devil known in other dimensions as the pc, in Avalon they place me at some disadvantage...'tis the curse of the crapsoftware... and the lamentable lack of helper spirits such as the one known as avplay, or tinyfugue, or any number of others. Imagine, o great warriors, a life without the ability to target your opponents. My friends telnet and his assistant quickeys are not up to the challenge.
I seek help and advice from other followers of the great Macintosh, or I fear that eventually I shall be forced into banishment. I have posted similarly in my city to no avail.